![]() Whenever good pals gather to play FIFA or watch telly, and one fancies teasing the tamarind, a communal ‘spuzzjar’ is produced and handed reverently to him. Rick: ‘God, and round two would take forever.’ Ollie: ‘Ah, but is it technically a biscuit? The last thing you’d want is some smart arse proving it’s a cake. A chocolate coating would certainly help, and perhaps some sort of sweet filling.’ Aus.) a masturbation game, popular among schoolboys, whereby the participants masturbate and then ejaculate onto a biscuit the last to reach orgasm must eat the semen-covered biscuit the biscuit itself. Soggy Biscuit: A supposed game where men masturbate each other in a circle. Few men possess sufficient flexibility and penis length to perform the necessary body bend, unless you’re a tantric sex God like Sting. One of these naughty little habits is masturbating together in a group, playing a game called Soggy Biscuit. The one about private school boys playing ‘soggy biscuit. Paul: ‘Is a digestive the best choice? Of biscuit, I mean.’ Soggy Biscuit the Male Masturbation Game eBook. ![]() In the USA were rational, and that makes sense to me. This is the story of a group of men who played this game together for three decades, a powerful elite group. One of these naughty little habits is masturbating together in a group, playing a game called Soggy Biscuit. Now I can understand why cake is 'good' and 'outstanding'. Everyone masturbates, but men manage to take this regular form of self love to excess and have developed some interesting habits. 'Take the cake (US)': To be especially good or outstanding. 'Take the biscuit (UK): To be particularly bad, objectionable, or egregious. Ollie: ‘I won – which is to say, I didn’t lose. So, Im reading up on a list of English Idioms and I see two that bear a striking similarity. Another lad produced a biccie from somewhere – a digestive, I seem to recall – and we all just cracked on.’ they decide to play a bizarre and unsettling game.Soggy. One of the older chaps got hold of some brandy to liven up an evening of cards. A group of soldiers travelling through a war torn British countryside take cover for the evening. Ollie: ‘Absolutely, it was a very posh school. In fact, you learn something new every single day after users. No choke without fire, right? My question is: why would anyone make something like that up?’ Hands and you see guys playing soggy biscuits in the background. Rick: ‘Surely that’s an urban legend, right?’ ![]() Last to finish scoffs the biscuit, sour frosting and all. Bob Hopper the lead singer along with his band members Jack,Spoons, and the rig. The nation’s most notorious masturbatory pastime: a circle of panting degenerates loom over a table with a biscuit in the centre in order to ejaculate on the, let’s say, ginger nut. Welcome to the story of a southern gospel band called the soggy biscuit boys.
0 Comments
Leave a Reply. |
AuthorWrite something about yourself. No need to be fancy, just an overview. ArchivesCategories |